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GALLEGLY GUFFAWS


"I'm all for Campaign Finance Reform! Those corporate guys have been running roughshod over our government for too long. It's time to clean the special-interest corruption out of government!"

"But Rep. Gallegly, if that's true, then what do you propose to do with your $1 million campaign chest? No challenger can ever raise that kind of money in a single campaign season to wage a credible race against you with such a fund."

"Would you be willing to give up your campaign chest and start from scratch at the start of each campaign season, just like your challengers have to do?"

"Did I mention that I put through a bill to put a stop to the rampant production of animal snuff films? Yessiree, thanks to my leadership, no sicko's going to get away with stomping on a hamster
on film again!" *

* - Yes, he really DID author such a bill. HR 1887 was passed by the 106th Congress in 2000.


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